So me and dh went out for a meal tonight. We drank a bottle of wine and all was good. We have gotten back home. I slipped into a sexy little number while he popped to the bathroom. * please note in no way do I feel sexy. Only late 40s fat and over it. Anyway.... I took a sip of wine and a puff of a vape. Please please help me... I farted and sharted the bed... Dh is about to come out the bathroom.... please help me.. I am definitely not a troll just ask MN I am honestly so fucked mortified and embarrassed.