Is this a false widow spider? (TW: spider pic!)

[ShirleyPhallus]

Found this little guy / lady hanging around, have disposed of it outside but wondering if it’s a false widow? If so how likely is it to have left some eggs somewhere to hatch and produce hundreds of tiny spider babies?

(ps, no “oooh burn the house down!” jokes pls, spiders aren’t scary and are nice for our ecosystem and we are all proper grown ups here aren’t we)

Anyone?! 🕷

Nope.
I currently have 4 false widows in my kitchen and they look nothing like that.

That's a make the females have skull like marks on their backs. My dad keeps them in his conservatory and he doesn't get a single fly or bee in his house.

Possibly, very small or young if so. They normally have bigger abdomens and skinnier leg,

Was it very fast? Looks like a giant house spider (which despite the name aren't always that big!)

I very much doubt it's a false widow, my house has a resistant infestation unfortunately so I have become very used to those!

I thought it looked like the second one down, left hand side (wiki entry)

It is one. You can see from the reddish tinge to the legs