Just a silly idea.
I will go first.
Littlemonster3
Seeking: permissive parent with plenty of cash, freezer food is great, but must make perfect play dough whenever requested. Must be full of energy on 3 hours sleep.
Perfect date: soft play and McDonald's, or park then ice cream (your treat ofc)
Hobbies: finger painting with toothpaste, banging pans with wooden spoons, mud kitchen
Interests: snails, tractors, paw patrol.
Favourite song: baby shark, obvs
Stats: 2 foot nothing, vaccinated, sharp teeth, weighs more than I look like I would