Can we talk about these fucking Tango ice pops?

[Greensleeves]

How in the name of Jumpin' Jehoshephat are you meant to eat them?! The only way to get the stuff out of the tube is to chew the plastic until it all turns to mush, thus spattering your clothes/furniture with sticky crap. And what's with the weird little bottle-neck half way down?

Apparently you snap them in half!

Any more tips ? I bought them last night for the first time 🤣

You just snap them

I've tried snapping them, the plastic just bends, and if you do manage to snap them you get splattered again! And then you've got two unwieldy fucking items instead of one

You just twist and they snap!

But why do you want it broken into two separate pieces in the first place?!

From personal experience, so you and your mate can have 2 different flavours but split in half and swap!

Sorry to resurrect this old thread but I’m trying to eat one of these Tango ice-pops. Wtaf?
Since when did we have to google how to eat an icy pop?!

I know just how old this thread is and i apologise BUT how do you push them up? I get snapping them but then the open ends are too 'tight ' to push the juicy lush icy bit up, so I end up mauling them just like the OP of this ancient zombie thread?

Help🙏