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blockpavingismynightmare · 04/09/2022 13:10

I'm just off to the supermarket to stock up on anything I can lay my hands on before I twat my partner round the back of the head for looking at naked women on the telly.
After that I will be re rinsing all the plastic bottles and probably give the bin a good rinse too and then I'll have a lie down since the bloody weather is depressing me what with it being so warm you know
Good job we have double glazing to keep in the place warm since we won't be heating the house anytime soon except twice at night and once in the morning.

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ofwarren · 04/09/2022 13:11

OK...

BitOutOfPractice · 04/09/2022 13:12

Will you blindfold your DH before you go? Just in case Countryfile gets racy?

blockpavingismynightmare · 04/09/2022 13:13

If I blindfold him he'll get ideas

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BackOnTheBandWagon · 04/09/2022 13:18

Maybe you could just make DH your Viking slave until he bucks his ideas up

LadyGAgain · 04/09/2022 13:25

GrinGrinGrinGrin

MenaiMna · 04/09/2022 13:58

Make sure you invite some friends or family round for a homecooked dinner, then order takaway and make them pay!

Crunchymum · 04/09/2022 14:01

MenaiMna · 04/09/2022 13:58

Make sure you invite some friends or family round for a homecooked dinner, then order takaway and make them pay!

That is so out of order. You are a terrible host.

You only make your guest pay half!!

blockpavingismynightmare · 04/09/2022 14:11

Meanwhile I'm trying to beat of a pack of fleas from my spare room as they have attacked my parent who is not supposed to know they are lodging here.
Its a life innit

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blockpavingismynightmare · 04/09/2022 14:13

Meanwhile I am trying to get my head around the situation at home. My partner wants sex fifteen times day but he doesn't even live in the same country. Is he having an affair?

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abovedecknotbelow · 04/09/2022 14:16

I think you might need to give us the issues one at a time...

blockpavingismynightmare · 04/09/2022 14:18

@abovedecknotbelow · Today 14:16
I think you might need to give us the issues one at a time...

Pick a thread😈

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