...or the stuff of nightmares:
twitter.com/shippersunbound/status/1566166456164810752?s=21&t=Ef8Te-hqgKB8BgNeCSq9YA
For those not on Twitter screenshot below.
So the big three: the future PM is rumoured to have had an affair with the future Chancellor. Foreign Sec Cleverly. Well - there's the exception to nominative determinism, and Braverman might be the one to make everyone have fond memories of Priti Patel.
What a line up. Also how is Nadine Dorries still occupying a grown up job. Whenever I have moments of imposter syndrome in my job I try to think of this mess of incompetents in actually government jobs. Roll on 2024.