But today for my lunch I had homemade soup from my soup maker ( not used all summer) , followed by a couple of French Fancies ( yellow ones, haven’t eaten FF for years). Odd combination, but fine.
Then I realised the awful truth, both soup makers and French fancies have been mentioned on mumsnet in the last few days. I have been brainwashed by the MN hive mind.
I am doomed aren’t I? I am one internet scammer away from bankruptcy , one phone call away from solar panels, one knock on the door from a new life in Salt Lake City, I can never go to a Derren Brown show or I will end up clucking like a chicken for eternity.
It appears I am not a strong minded woman who makes up her own mind based on evidence and rational thought, I am susceptible, weak minded and prone to impulsivity. Please don’t ask me my pin .