In Greece, it is hotter than the sun. I have food poisoning or similar and have been to the bathroom around 15 times or so since it started at 7am.
I have been to the beach & pool for short periods today but unsustainable, I need to be near my 'own' bathroom.
Tell DH about 3pm (2 hrs ahead) that I'm going to the room for a lie down in the air conditioning. About 3:12pm DS(11) turns up at the room, he's too hot and wants to chill out on his bed -watch YouTube- for a while. He's left his headphones at the pool so now I have the dulcet tones of some hideous US gaming chap emanating from the living room come DC bedroom.
I managed to lie with eyes shut for a very short while. However we have a swim up room and it has a tiny patio with 2 sunbeds (not designated ours, but anybody else would have to shin along the outside of our balcony to get to them) so I think I'll go and sit there with my book, close to the bathroom, avoiding DS YouTube noise. A German teen has set up camp there, smoking, face timing and playing more YouTube videos loudly. Next thing I know DD (9) comes back to the room, and promptly begins to describe every item in the mini bar before tucking into my Milka bar that DH bought for me.
"Where's Daddy darling?" I politely enquire. "Oh he didn't want to come back yet so he's got some beers from the all inclusive by the main pool."
So here I am, in and out of the bathroom, 2 DC now blaring YouTube from their room and German teen basically on the balcony while DH is drinking beer in perfect peace. #FML
Disclaimer, DH is usually excellent, this is not a LTB situation!