Ryan Giggs: bad man, nice handbag?

[badmanbag]

Doesn’t really go with the suit though.

He looks haunted.

I had to take a proper hard look to see it’s the woman behind who’s holding it!!
he looks scares and perhaps he should be.

imagine her writing on here my bf called a family meeting he’s upset with how I load the dishwasher

Anyone seen the poem?

The poem is the best thing I've read all year.

I might get it laminated to look at if I'm having a bad day.

He used to be quite good looking when he was young. Glad to see he's as ugly as his personality now.

@Sparklingbrook great idea.
He's up there with Shelley.

Whats the poem??

@tiggergoesbounce for your enjoyment

Here is the poem by Ryan Giggs. <drum roll>

'Unequivocally our love was fate. I fell in love with you at first sight. I remember cos I was as high as a kite.
'Those beautiful eyes made me shiver.
'I'm not going to lie I think of you I dream of you. Can't help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coup.
'That stomach, those abs, those pictures you send so I can keep tabs.

'You make me feel funny down there. Especially when you're there and you look up and stare.
'I am beginning to think you are always right. That's ok it will keep us tight.
'I'm gonna end by saying you are my love, my friend, my soul.
'And most of all you believe in me which makes me as hard as a totem pole.'

the poem is shit. Although I did laugh at "Do you know what impetuous means ?"

Shit? It's a masterpiece of cringe.

Wow. Move over, Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

TWO references to his cock

Well, that's put me off my dinner 🤮

Oh mannnnn that poem, I'm curling up 😭😂

🤮

Not good, don’t give up the day job Ryan.

I have laughed and laughed at the poem.

He's thicker than mince.

If someone sent me that I would never see him again- I'd be too embarrassed for him to ever face him again.

He must be mortified now. He'll never live this down.

I can't decide which bit of the poem is my favourite. The rhyming of 'soul' and 'totem pole' is original TBF. grin]

I think he needs to stick to his day job.
Or die of shame...

the poem was sublime!

You make me feel funny down there. Especially when you're there and you look up and stare.

this is so embarrassing

I hope there are other poems, he can't have written just the one.

That poem! Hahahahaha!