Ryan Giggs: bad man, nice handbag?

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Doesn’t really go with the suit though.

He had 8 other women on the go, did he woo them with his poetry too?

They read it out in court . I hope whoever drew the short straw ( not another reference to RGs manly magnificence) was allowed to go home early to recover.

He was very good at football. After reading the poem, that’s all I’ve got.

I hope they put all the required emotion into the reading, but I feel sorry for the sign language interpreter if there was one...

He hasn’t got much of a career left, maybe he could start up a sideline in cheesy card poems.

my love is like a red red rose, I get a stiffy when I think of your toes.

roses are red violets are blue I feel like a real man when I am perving you.

Maybe a greeting card line for Valentines Day?

Perhaps he'll publish a book of his work 'Ryan Giggs: The Collected Poems'.

Oh Ryan

Oh. Dear. Lord. Wtf have I just read???

I suddenly miss Cantona and his seagulls.

I wonder if he actually thought the poem was good, or if he was lying awake in bed last night thinking, “Tomorrow, they’re going to read that out in court and then my life will be over.” I can’t actually read it in full - the second hand embarrassment is too painful.

Oh, that’s cheered me right up. I hope he enjoys knowing that millions of people are now pointing and laughing at him. Revolting man.

F*ING prick. Lock him up.

He's no Keats I know, but that poem is a gift

Nobel prize in literature right there.

Fuck me - the next John Cooper Clark he ain't!

Maybe he could sell it as song lyrics? Maybe Harry styles or Ed Sheeran's next hit?

He was threatening to share nudie photos of her, all the while knowing that she had that in her possession?
It’s an uncomfortable combo. The poem is comedy gold, but he’s a moron and a violent, controlling one too.

To think I loved him as a kid. YUCK! He has not aged well in any way inside or out.

Can you imagine the shame for his children? I am sure his ex wife and brother are even embarrassed for him

You would think he could afford a suit that fits properly

“When I think of you, I tug my cock
Until it’s as hard as a fucking rock
You're truly the best shag I’ve had in my life
Even better than my brother’s wife.”

It’s an uncomfortable combo. The poem is comedy gold, but he’s a moron and a violent, controlling one too.

Agree. A dangerous man indeed. I hope his victim* gets some satisfaction out of being able to share his excruciating poem though.

*not sure if I’m supposed to say ‘alleged’ as he hasn’t yet been found guilty of anything, but the fact that he seems to be admitting to many of the allegations is enough for me to see her as a victim anyway.

Made me lol and choke on my diet coke.
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I always thought he was the lowest of the low. Now I know he had so much lower he could go. He's scum and really hope he goes to prison.