Ryan Giggs: bad man, nice handbag?

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Doesn’t really go with the suit though.

I can't comment - I am too busy laughing at the "original" poem and then at the infinitely superior "additions". I've always hated poetry. #nomore

That poem is an absolutely dumpable offence.

Ick factor: 10

It’s a Mulberry bag

(completely misses point of tread 🙄)

Giggs

Oh Auden of the left midfield
You've had your day, now time to yield
Your doggerel is utter crap
And fish and chips not fit to wrap.

Of Man U once you were a star
But now you've fallen very far
One once accustomed to loud cheers
Must now resign to hearing jeers

(Sorry)

The best thing about this bit 'I love you to the next planet those clever f at Nasa finds' is how passive aggressive he is towards NASA. Like what have nasa ever done to you Ryan, of course they're clever you idiot.

You are a beautiful wordsmith.

Oh. My. God.

That's ... incredible. I didn't hear the update from today.

I know the case is very serious & listening to the evidence is awful; but imagine this being read out in court ...!

claps

Just point of information, he didn't write coup, but coo in his poem to Kate. 'Pulling you was my greatest ever coo'

The poem was written in response to a poem by Kate Greville to him, which included the line "every day you do me proud, because you’re well endowed".

Sounds like they were well matched. In the literary stakes anyway

Coo coo.

Just point of information, he didn't write coup, but coo in his poem to Kate. 'Pulling you was my greatest ever coo'

Oh that's amazing.

'My greatest ever coo'. 😂

I didn’t think a footie related court case could be more moving than Wagatha C.

there once was a poet called Ryan
whose rhyming was said to be fyan
but when read out in court
the judge said he thought
his scansion deserved to do tyam.

Pigeon

The totem pole…

This is quality

"every day you do me proud, because you’re well endowed"

doesn't scan

every day you do me proud, because you ARE SO well endowed

surely?

I was quite impressed with ‘Unequivocally’. It started quite strongly. And finished with a totem pole.

@WomanStanleyWoman2

“When I think of you, I tug my cock
Until it’s as hard as a fucking rock
You're truly the best shag I’ve had in my life
Even better than my brother’s wife.”

Really made me laugh 🤣😂

"the pictures you send me so I can keep tabs" 👀

My lady parts have shrivelled up and died after reading that poem. Horrendous. I can see why he looks so shame faced in that pic, fuck knows it’s not down to the public knowing about his behaviour!

Hahaha 😂

I haven’t laugh at anything the way I’ve laughed at that poem. Ryan I’m cringing for you .
There is no way back for Ryan Giggs I’m embarrassed for him.

It’s gloriously embarrassing isn’t it. And I bet he’s used the exact same lines on the other eight women he was having “full on” relationships whilst he was courting Kate.

He will have to write some new ones now 🤣

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