Ryan Giggs: bad man, nice handbag?

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Doesn’t really go with the suit though.

Rebecca Vardy and Giggs - match made in hell.

If he ever does anything football related again, PLEASE, I beg of all the opposite sides' fans and players to make pigeon noises at him (for those of a certain vintage, preferably like The Dove From Above).

PLEASE.

He's a fucking idiot. He always reminds me of a crab. His eyes are nearly touching 😂🦀

One of his earlier works from his Man U days:

Mary had a little skirt
'Twas split right up the sides
And every time that Mary ran
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
'Twas split right up the front
She didn't wear it very often.

This thread has been a very enjoyable read, unlike RG's poetry, but can I just say @CPL593H that it was the idea of Tierra del Fuego Rovers that's had me laughing like a simpleton

They read it out in court

I keep wondering whether it was for the defence or the prosecution???

@swimlyn 😂

They read it out in court and his mother was sitting there.

Shakespeare. 😂

Tempted to use this in my English lessons next term…

Probably with the same poem.

Does anyone know whether defence or prosecution had to READ THIS ALOUD TO AN EAGER AUDIENCE and whether a straight face was maintained? Imagine rehearsing it back at Chambers 😂Footballers lawyers are having a bumper party year

Stripped of the very last shred of dignity (if there was any in first place). A spectacular fall from the pedestal he once had. (By fans, can only guess what those who knew him thought of him)

Somehow he managed to survive shagging his brothers wife.

What a despicable individual he is.

Lily Allen has shared the poem on her insta story!

He’s always had that vacant look of not much going on behind the eyes.

I don’t think his defence team would be reading it out, unless they were going for a plea of total batshit insanity. In which case they would have played a blinder , total coo as the saying goes, , no jury would convict and would award all legal costs .

At the same time?

@GinnyJelly I think you mean did he woup them…

"Can't help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo".

The original spelling changes the meaning of the sentence somewhat.

😂I love this thread.

What a thicko. Is he practising phonetic spelling or is he just an ignorant numb skull?

Rhetorical. 😆

i have HOWLED and I mean HOWLED at this thread. what a gift this massive twat is. i still can't get over the fact that this was READ ALOUD IN COURT in the presence of HIS MOTHER. Jesus wept.

The judge has just pulled someone up for laughing at one of the messages that was read out half an hour ago.

'The jam in my donut, the salt in my tequila, the truffle in my pasta'

RG to Ms Greville, Telegraph court feed 11.43 AM

He is the gift that keeps on giving.

‘The gas in my lager, the egg in my butty, the mince in my Ginsters.’