Page 3 | Ryan Giggs: bad man, nice handbag?

badmanbag · 2022-08-17T16:51:05+00:00

Doesn’t really go with the suit though.

hattie43 · 18/08/2022 20:30

He's not coming out of this well . Absolute cringe

Candleabra · 18/08/2022 20:31

It’s very Adrian Mole
But not as good

He is a lowlife scumbag

MarthaMayWhovier · 18/08/2022 20:34

Sparklingbrook · 18/08/2022 19:43

I hope there are other poems, he can't have written just the one.

I'm calling it now, he'll have a poetry book out in time for Christmas.

VonWeasel · 18/08/2022 20:35

Was discussing the other day how apparently poetry was the equivalent of music these days. But dear God, the poetry of Ryan Giggs leaves a lot to be desired. Bloody funny though but what a despicable man. Imagine being the recipient though?! If someone had tried to woo me with that shit I would have pissed myself laughing and told them to jog on! What an unsavoury scumbag.

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JaneJeffer · 18/08/2022 20:37

But dear God, the poetry of Ryan Giggs leaves a lot to be desired
I bet they said the same about Dylan Thomas back in the day

LaQuern · 18/08/2022 20:38

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 18/08/2022 20:20

“When I think of you, I tug my cock
Until it’s as hard as a fucking rock
You're truly the best shag I’ve had in my life
Even better than my brother’s wife.”

SavingsThreads · 18/08/2022 20:39

It's not one poem it's an excerpt of many - which makes it better

VonWeasel · 18/08/2022 20:44

JaneJeffer · 18/08/2022 20:37

But dear God, the poetry of Ryan Giggs leaves a lot to be desired
I bet they said the same about Dylan Thomas back in the day

I wonder if it will appear on some GCSE equivalent syllabus in 100 years time?! 🤣

AuntMasha · 18/08/2022 20:45

LaQuern · 18/08/2022 20:38

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That’s actual Shakespeare when compared to giggsy’s mangled doggerel.

Purplepeoniesdroppingpetals · 18/08/2022 20:47

Fuck me. 19 year old ds has suggested that Giggs is never having sex again after that.

Vicliz24 · 18/08/2022 20:50

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 18/08/2022 20:20

“When I think of you, I tug my cock
Until it’s as hard as a fucking rock
You're truly the best shag I’ve had in my life
Even better than my brother’s wife.”

😂😂I'm dead

Swingoutsistersledge2 · 18/08/2022 20:53

I bet he is mortified ! Always came across as though he loved himself and arrogant . I so believe in Karma and this is his !! Total Control freak and Gaslighting Bellend !!!!

userxx · 18/08/2022 20:53

Sparklingbrook · 18/08/2022 19:43

I hope there are other poems, he can't have written just the one.

🤣🤣🤣 I'd buy the poem book.

MinglingFlamingo · 18/08/2022 20:54

English Lit Students will be studying that poem for year to come

ilkleymoorbartat · 18/08/2022 20:57

The court also heard how, during their 'toxic' six-year on-and-off relationship, Giggs wrote several texts making strong declarations of love, such as: 'I love you to the next planet those clever f at Nasa finds. Plus all my Premier League appearances which is a lot. Love you baby.'

MichonnesBBF · 18/08/2022 21:05

Dearest love, you fill my heart ❤
When I think of you, I need to fart 💨

Do you think it will make Giggys poety book?
I'll sell it to him for a good price 😆

CPL593H · 18/08/2022 21:06

Simon Armitage, move over.

PS why is he carrying a Hermes (possibly) handbag? I really, really need to know

Sparklingbrook · 18/08/2022 21:07

PS why is he carrying a Hermes (possibly) handbag? I really, really need to know

He keeps all his poems in it.

MissMogwai · 18/08/2022 21:10

Hahahaha best thing I've read all day.

What a bellend.

CPL593H · 18/08/2022 21:11

Sparklingbrook · 18/08/2022 21:07

PS why is he carrying a Hermes (possibly) handbag? I really, really need to know

He keeps all his poems in it.

😂I was so...moved... by the poem I didn't read it only looks like him carrying it.

I think 20 years in Sing Sing would be preferable to that now being in the public domain.

Pollydon · 18/08/2022 21:13

Sparklingbrook · 18/08/2022 18:47

Here is the poem by Ryan Giggs. <drum roll>

'Unequivocally our love was fate. I fell in love with you at first sight. I remember cos I was as high as a kite.
'Those beautiful eyes made me shiver.
'I'm not going to lie I think of you I dream of you. Can't help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coup.
'That stomach, those abs, those pictures you send so I can keep tabs.

'You make me feel funny down there. Especially when you're there and you look up and stare.
'I am beginning to think you are always right. That's ok it will keep us tight.
'I'm gonna end by saying you are my love, my friend, my soul.
'And most of all you believe in me which makes me as hard as a totem pole.'

I've just cringed inside out.

DownNative · 18/08/2022 21:14

Sparklingbrook · 18/08/2022 18:47

Here is the poem by Ryan Giggs. <drum roll>

'Unequivocally our love was fate. I fell in love with you at first sight. I remember cos I was as high as a kite.
'Those beautiful eyes made me shiver.
'I'm not going to lie I think of you I dream of you. Can't help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coup.
'That stomach, those abs, those pictures you send so I can keep tabs.

'You make me feel funny down there. Especially when you're there and you look up and stare.
'I am beginning to think you are always right. That's ok it will keep us tight.
'I'm gonna end by saying you are my love, my friend, my soul.
'And most of all you believe in me which makes me as hard as a totem pole.'

Howling! Cringe-fest - so bad! 🤣

knickersniff · 18/08/2022 21:16

🤣

DownNative · 18/08/2022 21:17

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 18/08/2022 20:20

“When I think of you, I tug my cock
Until it’s as hard as a fucking rock
You're truly the best shag I’ve had in my life
Even better than my brother’s wife.”

Choked on my tea reading that! 🤣🙈