Ryan Giggs: bad man, nice handbag?

[badmanbag]

Doesn’t really go with the suit though.

coo coo cachoo

"Coo" has finished me 😂

You make my man bits feel excited
You’re sexier than Man United
I’ll shag you until I’m red raw
Just ask my ex-sister-in-law
You make my willy come alive
For you I’d even take a dive
So come round soon and bare your soul
Then dance around my totem pole.

And me, I was impressed with the "unequivocally" and then that he understood the pronunciation of coup and also how to correctly spell it. Alas...

Shirley 😂😂😂

That last line 😱 Maybe he did think it was great. So much of the evidence so far has just been mortifying. I have a terrible feeling he’s going to get off.

Oh my god, I'm scarlet for him 🤣

He's a dick with a shit handbag

No wonder he looks like that going into court. I almost feel sorry for him.

And no Kate's poem doesn't scan.

I'd have written:
Every day you make me proud
to be with you - so well-endowed!
With a pole like yours, I'm in heaven
You're not a 10, you're an 11.

I reckon that'd get giggsy swooning

That's an insult to mince even the Costco cheapest bulk buy version

photo/poem mashup

Oh Ryan with your fancy bag
You really still just make me gag
Designer looks cannot disguise
The psychopath behind your eyes

Mulberry, Hermes, Chanel, Dior
Won’t fool us now you face the law
Your bad behaviour is way out of line
A super-injunction won’t work this time

As the photo shows - appearances deceive
But it’s clear which evidence we should believe…
I hope the verdict is right and true
And that you soon get what’s coming to you

Brilliant 😂

Honestly, can anyone imagine him going near a football ground again? The chants? He could go to manage Tierra del Fuego Rovers and there would be something involving a totem pole.

Thank you, women of MN, rhymesters all. I haven't laughed so much for weeks. It tops Vardy Rooney.

Hahaha!! I can’t stop laughing at this!

Aw why did I click this thread? Ryan Giggs has always been a bilious, revolting creep, but now he's warm vomit in a smelly sock levels of gross.🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Note the centimetres for scale.

@badmanbag 😂

Lost all respect for Giggs when he had an 8 year affair with his brothers mrs!Great footballer but a total scumbag in my opinion.

O Ryan, 'my night in the cells was the worst experience of my life'. Until the night my pome was read out in court😂

Giggsy with your poet’s soul
And your tiny totem pole
You don’t need the VAR to roll
To see you’ve scored an own goal
You’ve got no virtues to extol
You’ll never get out on parole

It’s not a handbag, it’s a tote(m) bag.

Sorry , I’ll get my goat, I mean coat, that’s what I wrote. This rhyming thing is very addictive, even though Ry’s rhymes are tote-ally predictive.

it’s a tote(m) bag

😂😂😂

Ryan Friggs.