There's a stone in my Alpen

[MorrisZapp]

My teeth are terrible, so when I felt that familiar hard crunch I thought yet another molar had crumbled.

But no. On full inspection my teeth are fine, and there's a small stone in my cereal.

Vaseline for scale.

Oh my. I assume you are on to customer service.

I'll check the packet and see who to contact. Weirdly worried they'll ask where I bought it, it was my lovely local shop and I didn't keep the receipt.

Dear Liza, dear Liza …

Glad your teeth are ok. I cracked a wisdom tooth on a date stone so a stone-stone could definitely cause some damage

I imagine they only need to know that so they can trace the batch. It’s not the fault of the local shop. I’m guessing the shop will have bought it from the wholesalers directly.