Taser or tattoo? Drunk question

[waltershite22]

Have you ever been tasered? Have you also been tattooed?

Which is more painful?

Think large 5hr back piece outline vs 1 min taser.

There's no particular context, we're having a pissed would you rather type conversation.

Come on tipsy mn.

Never been tasered but video footage shows that it's clearly MUCH more painful than a tattoo!

The pain during the tattooing process actually becomes quite pleasant after a while. You can sort of drift off to it.

Tattoo doesn't hurt after the first 5 minutes. You become numb to it

Never been tasered but have a few tattoos.
I'd rather the tattoo.

Ah man, you're not helping me 😂

I've sat for 9 hours before lining a back piece and I'm telling DH that's worse than a 2 minute taser.

Ok. I'm starting to think either I'm a massive wuss (after 100 odd hours of tattoos) or I'm absolutely wrong and tasering is worse than I thought.

Hours long tattoos are blissful. I've had several and come out on a cloud of a high crossed with exhaustion. Very addictive.

For the record, never been tasered but I did accidentally electrocute myself from the mains. Just a few seconds and I was wtf happened?

I've also never taken drugs so not that kind of high. A high similar to when you've had a great gym session.

Being tattooed is endorphin paradise!

Wow. You're a much tougher person than me! I've come out of full day chest/back/thigh sessions with mascara running down my face and absolutely gibbering with misery 😂

Can I ask, are you talking 3/4 hours on an arm or leg? Or 8 hours torso/near armpit/spine?

Since cardiac arrest is a known effect of tasering, I'd take a tattoo any time. Sorry!

So... sorry to continue asking but has a time been both tasered and tattooed?

This may continue to sound ridiculous and feel free to take the piss. I understand it's a daft question.

DH and I are deep into a bottle of gin