Dear Robert Webb and O2, I don't want to see your fucking clogs

[Mabelface]

And Ocado, you're certainly not for me, now take your annoying song and shove it where the sun don't shine.

As for you, David Tennant, I don't give a rat's arse about lemons or bubbles. Fuck off.

Lloyds bank ad with the annoying I AM GIANT fuck off, ya boring

And fuck off poonamis. We all know babies shit.

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Bravo! YouTube shows me that clog ad for every other video and it’s driving me demented. I don’t mind the poonami one because the kid is very cute but the fucking clogs… Add the Lidl “I like it like that” ad to the “fuck right off” pile too.

The Just Eat ones with the bloke doing the weird shouty voiceover as well. Fuck. Off.

Indeed.com. For suggesting to the woman she can just work from home AND do the childcare at the same time!
It's a step closer to being back in the kitchen, save for the odd Tupperware party. Fuck off.

Show my clogs, show my clogs....

It's so daft I actually like that one.

It's also the only one of the adverts you've mentioned to actually capture my attention enough to remember it.

Kevin bacon and the annoying family "can't believe we've just landed a plane!"

I hate the mortgage loan one with the family, the dad steps on Lego and chucks it in the fish bowl. It's 2022, fish shouldn't be kept in tiny little bowls like that. I hate it!!

Oh God yeah!

Just when you thought you weren't in danger...you are in danger

Arhhh

“They came in through the gaaaaarden” (Verisure alarms) has now entered our family lexicon of silly phrases we just say at random to make each other laugh.

But again, the recall is high so the ad is doing it’s job!

What the hell is with that malteesers ad. Grandmother tells her granddaughter (in a voiceover voice) that her son (gdd's dad) calls her boyfriend her companion because he doesn't want to imagine them having sex. Then pervert looking boyfriend says hello. Really weird.

😂😂😂

Also:
"I can't believe we just landed a plane!!"
Me neither.

I know. If I were her employer I'd want her to be concentrating on her job, not fiddling about entertaining a kid while attempting to do some work.

And fucking domino's! Anyone yodels like that near me will get them a throat punch!

As someone who works from home it has to be indeed - fuck off.
Also we get shocking service/signal from EE - stop with the landing a plane nonsense.

My most Feck Right Off Adverts at the moment

Taxi's here , holiday calls/awaits woman on the phone to her mother while setting the alarm to go off to sunny climes .

The girl in the bedroom being catapaulted through the air with her talking guinea-pig . Guinea-pig then lands heavily on the bed ......and has a hideusly small cage , and they should've be thrown about , they are fragile .
And they shouldn't be kept on their own they are social , herd aimals .

The latest one is ( I think) Bold
Dad and 2 daughters move to New House
Daughters (teen/pre-teen) have The Arse
Dad washes the Purple Onesie to appease Younger Daughter ( the soothing effects of a familiar scent)
Dad washes Bed Linen for Older Daughter to appease her and give the soothing effects of familiar scent
Newset one - Daughters wash Dad's best shirt so he can go on a date , they're at the window making Heart Signs with their hands .

We'll wait to see the Dad's New Squeeze when he invites them for a hearty family dinner , the napkins and tablecovers will be washed with Bold .........

EBay “there’s a small business for that”.

It’s been on during every break of every episode of a looong series I binge watch every night. I’m so over it.