Guess what I found in my shower tonight?

[MrsDeaconClaybourne]

Clue - I drained the paddling pool and threw the water toys in the shower tray to give them a clean...

A frog

Frog!

A newt!

Cat poo

Or frog

Sometimes I find my dog in the shower.

I think you might have noticed a dog in the paddling pool so I’ll say frog.

A snake

Lord Lucan holding JFK's brain whilst riding Shergar?

And a small piece of poo.

A slug.

A newt

A cat poo?

A human turd, toddler sized.

A badger 🦡

A plaster, or a poo.

A very wet mouse?

My sanity? 🤣

A sheep

Yes a little frog! 🐸 No idea how I didn't spot it til bed time. Just sitting there looking at me! Managed to get it back into the garden with a bowl and plate combo like for a spider. DH hates them so stayed upstairs til it was gone!

Stripy bastards.

There was a small amount of what I assume was frog poo too! Have since bleached shower tray

Ok I’ve got it. It was either: A hippopotamus, a book by anonymous, a painting by Hieronymus Bosch, a Volkswagen microbus, Titus Andronicus, a woman with an abacus.

A badger or hippo would have been much more exciting but harder to remove. Think I would have just had to accept it was now living in my bathroom

DH was sitting by our open dining room window once when our big ginger tomcat jumped onto the outer ledge and threw a frog through the window into DH's lap! It was still alive and quickly hopped off behind some furniture so we ended up having to move practically everything to catch it. DH doesn't like frogs either so the cat was firmly in the doghouse

Oh spoilt it for me!

I was going to say Queen Elizabeth singing 'Oh What an Atmosphere' by Russ Abbott - with Russ Abbott! (In ghostly form) Bella Emberg on keyboards and Noel Edmunds on shampoo bottle percussion.

I once found a tiny crab in my pants on holiday. Sorry not pants, bikini bottoms.

Night!

@Kerrrmieee Russ Abbott is still alive!

I think Russ Abbott and a badger would be difficult to get into a bowl.