Conversations which have pissed you off this week

[DueyCheatemAndHow]

I've had 3 where I've really had to bite my tongue.

1. From MIL justifying why she bought a designer cross breed puppy (.ie. a mongrel) , kept it for 2 weeks then decided she'd made a mistake. Obv breeder wouldnt take it back.

1. DSIS who is constantly (and i mean usually around the 50 mark a day to me, no joke) moaning about being in debt and hating her husband booking a family holiday abroad.

1. A work colleague who really grilled me about why we want to get a standard poodle. Told me they know loads of people with them and they are mad and high maintenance. I should get a poodle cross like hers.

Fuck off. All of you. Fuck off.

Stupidly told my friend that my purse got stolen. Queue "Well I always put mine in the bottom of my bag". No you didn't I was always telling you off for having an open bag, Told you off for it in a market. You said it was ok, but I pointed out the guy that was circling you like a shark!

Ok in the past few years I have had 2 purses stolen and a bag so I am not as sharp as I used to be but she was always oblivious to anything/anyone around her and it was more by luck than judgement that she did not get anything knicked! Or perhaps they thought it was a so obvious trap!