Song help please

[EmmaH2022]

I really hope this is a song and I'm not on a wild goose chase.

I remember a novelty song, or perhaps something from a comedy show, with a man speaking the words (and enunciating very clearly)

"Lords. Headingley. Oval. Cucumber sandwich".

something to do with cricket or Rory Bremner is all I can think of. Anyone else remembering it or did I imagine it?

Nineteen not out by the commentators according to my hubby

genius.com/The-commentators-n-n-nineteen-not-out-lyrics

Thank you so much! From current me and 9 year old me! I knew there was some hilarious song doing the rounds!

I heard Oval instead of Aldborough....such a London child, I was!

thank you 🤗