"Let me tell you a story"

[OneFrenchEgg]

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No thank you, I don't want a zillionaire running the country before even getting to any failings.
Just amazed Jedi ambitions didn't get wedged in there.

twitter.com/rishisunak/status/1545426650032111616?s=21&t=zpIVfvYEtBg_cYu6NxTrHg

#ready4rishi - just yuck.

That was quick. A bit too ready perhaps?

Oh do fuck off Rishi 🖕🏻 sanctimonious cunt with your non dom tax avoidant wife 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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It's like the worst CBBC bedtime story ever 🤮

That was painfully cringey. They must focus group these things, so I guess it appeals to his target. I really don't get what people see in him, and I know they often cite Covid schemes, but surely all OECD countries quickly put together comparable finance support programmes.

I wish he would explicitly lay out his intentions around health funding and the private sector.

I want to see Ant and Dec dressed as Jedi singing 'let's get ready 4 Rishi' then I might change my mind 😂

According to Twitter the domain name etc has been owned since December in various forms

Awful.

In any case, Mr Sunak is overrated, yes he can deliver a speech well, but look at his performance as Chancellor. Taxpayers money on half price McDonalds whilst having to stay in the place (and spread Covid), national insurance increases, fuel duty cuts which are not passed on or recouped by a proper windfall tax, Covid loans without proper checks.

Second worst Chancellor in living memory after Norman Lamont, only promoted to the position because Sajid Javid would not dance to the Dominic Cummings tune.

Yes and as for bloody Cummings drip feeding stale titbits on Twitter words fail me. He should have blown the whistle not kept in his pocket.
Cannot stand Rishi although I know there was a lot of Dishy Rishi fawning last Summer.
The next PM needs to have no stench of Johnson on them.
And I always am going to take a look at selection criteria for candidates and check if there is any requirement for material commitment to improving peoples lives either thorough paid/unpaid work in third sector or public services (delivery level) or some other proof you aren't a self serving toe rag.

Oooh no thanks. This is a guy who says he quit because BJ was basically being too generous with money he's the last person we want as PM during the cost of living crisis.

He'll probably get it though because he's the opposite of BJ - slick, smart, a good public speaker, looks good in a suit, neat hair.

Yeah, Tom Hardy he ain't