You know you're getting old when ......... ?

[KittyCatsby]

Today I've plucked whiskers from my chin and pulled hair out of my nose !

When I look at shoes and 99% of the time I think "but they aren't foot shaped, thay aren't going to be comfortable!" The toe ends of my feet are NOT almond shaped FFS 🙄

When just before you get up to do something you say "right" first, as though that's going to spur you into action

Oh god, the grey pubes. No one warned me about the grey pubes! I now have 2...plus 2 grey eyebrow hairs!

When a Yr 10 student asked me how I'd attached the shiny, silver tinsel to my hair (apparently its a think on TikTok) and I had to tell her - by aging and that it was just my hair going grey.

Also teenagers have no idea about who David Beckham is or Victoria for that matter, other than "aren't they Brooklyn parents?"

When I see a guy on TV I rather fancy and realise I'm old enough to be his mother (if I had him young).