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Blooming bluebottle in my house!

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curiousitygotthebetterofme · 04/07/2022 16:12

Just sitting down with a coffee minding my own business and suddenly I could hear buzzing so got up to investigate to see it was one of those dastardly bluebottles!

im trying to put it out the window but I can’t get hold of the bugger, it’s too quick for me! I hate them with a passion 😫

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HelpIneedsomebodywontyouplease · 04/07/2022 17:15

They infuriate me.
I opened the kitchen window no more than a couple of cm the other morning and 5 seconds later a fly was buzzing around.
How come they can find their way in through the tiniest gap but can’t find their way out of a wide opening if a patio door?

During lockdown we were doing bits in the garden and did click and collect of a loads of bags of manure from Wickes. I can only assume there were maggots in the dung because we had dozens of them flying about the house (new ones every day) for about a week. Horrible things!

Floralnomad · 04/07/2022 17:16

We have fitted roller fly screens on all our windows and it was so worth the money - haven’t had a fly indoors all year .

imnottoofussed · 04/07/2022 17:21

@Floralnomad do you mind telling me which screens?

We can't seem to open a window without at least one bombing about the place

DeusInAbsentia · 04/07/2022 17:22

DH bought himself one of those electrified tennis bats. He's spent the entire weekend channeling his inner McEnroe and actually not managing to hit a single fly.
It's great entertainment though.

curiousitygotthebetterofme · 04/07/2022 18:50

Thank goodness I eventually got it out. They make my skin crawl. They are so filthy and riddled with germs, i just can’t stand them.

it actually landed inside my dishwasher and was about to land inside my fridge when I opened the door to get something out of it 🤢

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Floralnomad · 04/07/2022 18:55

imnottoofussed · 04/07/2022 17:21

@Floralnomad do you mind telling me which screens?

We can't seem to open a window without at least one bombing about the place

We got ours from New Blinds , they are the roller midge blinds . My husband fitted them and it’s fairly simple . Excellent customer service as well .

Yodaisawally · 04/07/2022 19:02

Flu spray. I can't stand the fuckers.

Yodaisawally · 04/07/2022 19:02

Flu, obviously!

Yodaisawally · 04/07/2022 19:02

Ffs 🪰

impressivelycunty · 04/07/2022 19:04

You need a Tennis Racket of Doom. As a PP said, excellent entertainment too.

stayingpositiveifpossible · 04/07/2022 19:24

Have you seen the film 'The Bee' in the cinema with Rowan Atkinson. You would appreciate it perhaps!😀

HelpIneedsomebodywontyouplease · 04/07/2022 19:36

I think I will be popping out for one of these!
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