What in earth is this on my garden? Is it some kind of poo? It's like jelly

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What is it? DH thinks it's snail poo but it has weird white jelly slug type bits too it

Hedgehog poo? It's small enough.
Pm

Me and DP vote hedgehog poo

I doubt it's hedgehog because we are in quite a built up area and we have gravel boards surrounding the garden.

It's so weird

No one knows what it is 😱

Could be a slime mould. They are fascinating things. I can't tell from your photo, the white bits looked like cherry stones so I would have thought bird poo but you said they are like jelly.

Looks like some kind of poo with seeds in or something similar.

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I have seen hedgehogs climb 6 ft fences and I've also seen them bumbling down the road in the early hours of the morning in city centres so I wouldn't rule out hedgehog.

I haven't the foggiest op sorry. Pretty grim I know but you may be able to do a reverse image search

Just bird poo. Lots of berry bushes in season at the moment. The birds, especially pigeons, treat it like an all you can eat garden buffet and literally spend their days gauging and shitting. My garden is a total purple terd show.

That looks like Goose shit to me

Is it nostoc? Came across that in a house That was being sold and it was horrible, had taken over the whole front and back gardens although they were paved…

It's definately alien poo. Probably E.T.

The seeds and stones do look a bit fox like, but I’d expect it to be more whole, unless it’s been rained on or something.

some of it does look a bit hedgehoggy though.