What’s the funniest thing someone has said to you or you have heard them say to someone else?

[MagentaRocks]

Been doing a bit of internet browsing and came across a thread somewhere about the funniest thing someone has said to you. I have a couple from the same person.

me - I won’t see you for a week or so I am going on holiday.
them - where are you going?
me - Belgium
them - where’s that? Germany?

another one

someone talking to them about a quiche Lorraine they had eaten. ‘who’s Lorraine and where did she get the recipe from?’

Not the funniest thing ever, but I once heard a women, walking past a living statue and the crowd watching, say to her friend, I don’t know whose more stupid, him for doing it or them for watching.

The one which sticks in my mind the most was a conversation had when I first started a degree at uni many years ago which was mental health related.

Tutor: So, who has mental health?
Me: Everyone. Even babies and animals.
Another student: Animals? If a dog is mentally ill, do they hear voices or barking?

I hope to never forget that moment.

Ha ha