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Boris’ New Deliveries

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theworldhas · 26/06/2022 13:05

He’s just getting on with delivering. Boris is laser-focused on delivering. He’s relentlessly focused on delivery. This is a government that’s getting on with delivering. Delivering what? Deliveries!

Don’t
Stop
Delivering

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Pedallleur · 26/06/2022 13:48

He would struggle to deliver pizza.

Jott · 26/06/2022 13:50

They've had twelve years to deliver, exactly when will this delivery arrive?

balalake · 26/06/2022 13:52

This government has not delivered on the main promise they made- Brexit. We have left the political institutions but still have part of the UK subject to EU rules.

Never mind the other things they have not delivered. The only thing that Mr Johnson can say has been delivered during his time is two children, safely delivered thanks in no part to midwives and other hospital workers.

Pedallleur · 26/06/2022 13:53

Should be 2 MORE children.

ThomasinaGallico · 26/06/2022 13:53

Makes Hermes/Evri (or whatever they’re called now) look like a model of reliability.

If this Government were an unsolicited text it would be a scam.

kittensinthekitchen · 26/06/2022 13:56

I'd be surprised if he is even competent enough to deliver a shit efficiently.

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