Boris’ New Deliveries

[theworldhas]

He’s just getting on with delivering. Boris is laser-focused on delivering. He’s relentlessly focused on delivery. This is a government that’s getting on with delivering. Delivering what? Deliveries!

Don’t
Stop
Delivering

He would struggle to deliver pizza.

They've had twelve years to deliver, exactly when will this delivery arrive?

This government has not delivered on the main promise they made- Brexit. We have left the political institutions but still have part of the UK subject to EU rules.

Never mind the other things they have not delivered. The only thing that Mr Johnson can say has been delivered during his time is two children, safely delivered thanks in no part to midwives and other hospital workers.

Should be 2 MORE children.

Makes Hermes/Evri (or whatever they’re called now) look like a model of reliability.

If this Government were an unsolicited text it would be a scam.

I'd be surprised if he is even competent enough to deliver a shit efficiently.