You lot have helped me loads in the past with vague recollection of books/songs etc.
Me and DM are trying to recall a book I had as a kid.
It was about people in the family having to move in to different beds.
This is paraphrased -
Where will daddy sleep? In mummy's bed? Where will mummy sleep?
Then something about sleeping in the piggy pen????
God this is so vague. Whoever solves it gets 900 Mumsnet points and some virtual biscuits