He absolutely hates Father's Day. Says it's a load of old shite, to be fair I agree with him. It's commercialised crap, same as Valentine's Day 🤮
A few years ago he went on and on for weeks beforehand saying don't bother, don't waste your money, there's nothing I need etc etc. So I just got him a basic card and didn't bother with a present. Left it in my flat and went to work, it was still in the cellophane I'd not written it out yet. Well he went to my flat that day, I can't remember why now. To do a DIY job for me probably.
Anyway I get home and find the card unwrapped, open on the coffee table with the word "BOLLOCKS!" written right through it.
Happy Father's Day dad!! 🤣💙