CODING
Learn to programme 'H', the Tamagochi style assistant that will tell you every morning what to pack and can be set up to give you fair warning of non uniform days
RECYCLE AND REUSE
What to do with once worn Christmas jumpers and world book day costumes
LANGUAGE
Learn to swear without using swear words
FASHION
Create a fancy dress outfit with no notice
KNIT YOUR OWN
Preventing lost cardigans - teach children to value their cardigan by making them knit their own replacement
REFRESHER
How to work out what day of the week it is and how to keep a reliable diary of school events
WINNING AS PARENTS
From star charts to special stickers - recognition & reward for parenting wins
PRACTICALITIES
Successfully pack a school bag, no matter what day if the week.
FANTASY WORLD
Taking "don't know", "can't remember", "nothing" as inspiration, build a picture of what your child has been doing today
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES
Simple tricks to look great in lounge wear on the school run
SCIENCE
Black holes - what happens to all the gluesticks, the aerodynamics of toothpaste and how children survive without drinking any water all day
THE REGISTER
Sign up for the Register, defeat pointless arguments with your child using an accurate record of what all other children are allowed to do/have
SHARING AND CARING
Group counselling session: share your worst moments, guilt for missing sports day, hatred of Biff and Chip, surviving late night homework sessions after your child has gone to bed.