Date disaster story’s

[Jellybeans52]

Went on a date when I was 19 decided to meet at the local Costa. He turned up with his cousin who seemed nicely dressed but my date turned up in a matching all in one grey tracksuit with a stain on. He then walked straight up to the counter ordered his drink and cake and sat straight down didn’t even really say anything to me. Then after about 20 minutes of small talk he said he had to go as his mum had period pain and wanted her tummy rubbed. Gross

Just thought of another one when I was 23 a date turned up in his sainsburys uniform. He then told me that he spent all his money going out the night before but if we went back to his house he could borrow 20quid of his dad. I said not to worry and paid for the drinks and ice cream on the beach before I went home.