You know it’s been a long day when...

[Rupertgrintismyguiltypleasure]

You try to pay your credit card bill using the credit card you are paying....

You spend 10 minutes looking for your phone before realising you're actually holding it.

You leave the keys in the outside of the door when taking the dogs for a walk

You spend two hours looking for your phone even bin diving the dust bin.. it turns up in the fridge!

Happened to me today.

You still hold the phone to your ear after the call has ended.................

You take dd to work whilst carrying a bin bag and a dress that needs to be returned to the shop next to dd's work.
Get there and wonder wtf the return is to discover I'd slung it in the large communal bin on the way out earlier!

...you've lost your specs...and eventually realise they are stuck on top of your head

You are walking to meet your friend, you tell her you are going to be late as you have to return home as you have forgotten your phone

The one you are talking to her on!!!!