What do I do with 6 tubes of Anusol?!

[Nailest]

Just that really …

Eh, nothing apart from the
Obvious.

Stick it where the sun doesn't shine.

Also, I don’t think it’s the right stuff - I read somewhere that pile cream is good for under eye circles but this stuff seems really greasy. Ds has just asked what I’ve got on my face.

If anyone would like some (obviously unused but I threw the boxes away!) please feel free to pm me!

😂

If they're unopened, would a homelss shelter take them?

Oh I don’t know, hadn’t thought of that. I don’t know how I managed to order 6 tubes.

How have you ended up with 6 tubes of it?!

I don’t know! Probably my crappy eyesight mistaking a 6 for a 1!

I only came onto the thread to see answers like these

Offer them on a local FB free page. Someone will be pleased to get some.

Find six arseholes and give it to them.

Hah! That shouldn’t be too difficult :)

A pregnant women might want them!

haha, that's the sort of thing I do when I haven't got my glasses on.

Make sure your crappy eyesight doesn't mean you accidentally brush your teeth with it 😆

You have the ointment which is greasy compared to the cream.

Have the worlds smoothest bumhole?

I read once that it was excellent for eye wrinkles - 80s model Marie Helvin used to use it - how she found out it would be good IDK but she did used to look good in the pre-Botox age
Disclaimer- I know there is nothing wrong with wrinkles and have plenty myself!

Is the cream the stuff that’s meant to help with black circles?

@NormalForNuneaton I have nearly brushed my teeth with hair remover before now!

But how would I know? 😂

Do you have any warts OP? The last time I had one it was very itchy, so not having anything else to treat it with, I put anusol cream on it. It stopped the itch so I used it twice a day for a couple of weeks. The wart got smaller and smaller and then disappeared. If I get any more I'll definitely use it again (GP just laughed at me when I told him what I'd done).

You would come last in the nobbliest bumhole competition at butlins

Oh my gosh, I clicked on the thread for the lols. Was not disappointed!

That stuff is expensive OP, you can feel free to post them to me 😂32 hours of labour with a massive first born did that 🙄

It is preparation H you can use on your eye bags