This post will out me if anyone I know reads these boards but I'm actually past the point of caring now.
Earlier this year I was woken up by twat neighbour's son (not strictly neighbours as they're over the road) at 0130. Him and his dealer mate were hammering so I leaned out of the window to ask what the hell they were up to, and they said they needed a lighter! WTF?
This was the latest in a long list of crap behaviour. Currently their 6 kids, including the youngest (6) are out there playing football in the street. And it's not a quiet cul de sac either. 2240 pm!
We've had the 5am lean-to fire when he put some old tires that he'd been burning earlier in there. Cue predictable blaze 
Then he built an alleged office in the garden which is actually a warehouse for his bouncy castle business but council don't seem to care. Regularly putting up the aforementioned castles on his drive/pavement to power wash them at 2200 before they get hired out.
Multiple white vans parked all over everyone else's drives, despite his being big enough for them all, because he wouldn't be able to put up his sodding castles on his drive.
His son is a complete nightmare assaulting a couple in the local park for having the temerity to look at a girl in their little gang the 'wrong way'. Common knowledge now as he was outed on Facebook.
Him and his mates have stopped my son in the street, asking if he wants to buy some weed. I put in an intelligence report on that.
Anyway after the incident with the lighter above, I had enough and did a 101 web chat and the local NPT contacted me to let me know he'd issued the son with a non-crime ASB.
Anyway we're looking into moving later this year with a Persimmon homes We sell it for you deal. And I just had the awful thought that I'm going to have to declare this aren't I?
Next door are looking to move and a couple a few doors down have given up and moved as well. All citing that twathead as the reason, as he and his feral family really are that bad!
Oh and final straw: they got a pair of yappy dogs that they leave out all night and signify their distress predictably. All the local fb groups are asking who is the twunt leaving their dogs barking.
My sleep is shot to hell and I'm a shift worker
He doesn't even care who I work for even when he's seen me in uniform. (V. Outing) But I can't do anything apart from pass intell on as he's too close and I'd get referred to PSD. Aaaaaargh! I just want to leave!
Sorry it's garbled, but I'm stressed and the footballs and dogs are making brain hurt. I can't even go over there as I don't want to get punched in the face. (Even thought that might solve some of the issues)
And this is in paragraphs before I post, in case Mumsnet does its' thing.