FB marketplace beauties

[Neverplayleapfrogwithaunicorn]

I have found these beauties on FB marketplace. Engraved key ring for Father's Day anyone?

The quality is stunning!

Who is Hanks dad?

They are hard to beat for being:

a. tasteless
b. badly executed

Let's not forget the step father's on Father's Day!

Only £6

Tasteful!

How much are they charging for those?

Six of your whole English pounds guvnor!

here are some more close ups of them

Boak!

This has to go down as the dumbest keyring ideas ever! If you drop your keys, you just made it 100 times easier for someone to nick your car! Bonza!

And a glass cover that looks like a bedazzled vag!

Ah, but you could be cunning and, as a misdirection, buy one in a random number plate - thus sending your opportunist thief on a wild goose chase around the car park.

Or if you know someone called Dave who looks like "this" and likes a pint

Oh god that vagina glass cover is the best. Jesus where do people get these ideas from? And why hasn't someone said "err....Becky, your craft looks like a fanny"

The worst part of that is the missing apostrophe

Bloody genius I might do that for shits and giggles!

These are all truly awful.

This reply made me piggy snort with laughter!

We have some particularly shite jubilee stuff on ours

Here is a wooden spanner. What is the point…?!!

Here is a smorgasbord of them! There are 11 photos of them!

Dear lord some people don't deserve to own a cricut!

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I'm so envious of the lucky people who are treated to these corkers. My local FB selling page is very dull and lacking in homemade shite.

What on earth is the purpose of glass covers? Surely not decorative. I was picturing those lids to keep flies away (or store a biscuit on top).

I like the idea of foiling the would-be burglar with a misleading number plate!

Stunning behaviour 😂

Stunning. In every sense of the word.

Some utter belters here