looking at tractors

[eddiemairswife]

Is this the latest euphemism for watching porn?🙂

"I drove my tractor through your haystack last night...."

Awaiting a flood of tractor related name changes.

Not if your married to my DH, sent a picture to my friends once of him laying on the sofa with my DD and DS looking at a catalogue of toy tractor models with the caption FFS he's got his porn out in front of the kids again.

Yes, he was comparing the sizes of the PTO shafts, front linkages and hydraulic fluid outputs👀

The very first photo I saw of dh was of him sitting on his tractor. He had all his clothes on though 😄

I mean, why are you looking up tractors on your 'phone when you are at your workplace and supposed to be concentrating on the current debate? At my workplace, we aren't even allowed to have our 'phones with us....

Secondly, how is it possible to "accidently" open a porn site when looking for tractors? I've tried googling tractors just to see, it didn't come up with anything other than tractors for sale...the farming variety....

And even if it was accidentally opened, why did you go back to it for another peek, especially since you were at your workplace? If I'd 'accidentally' opened some such site, I certainly wouldn't be returning....

Oh, but you're an MP of course....

I've got a brand new combine 'harvester and you can have the key.

Pretty damning words there.

We have a yearly tractor run, it raises money for Macmillan. Not sure I'll be attending this year...

Poor chap - it happens to everyone, you're looking at something innocuous (like tractors, for example) and up pops porn. Happens to me all the time. 🤔

<Hangs head in shame>

Plus, wtf was that chap’s outfit all about? Did his wife say, ‘You’ve publicly humiliated me. Our marriage is over unless you resign, publicly apologise and wear a really bad waistcoat whilst doing it.’

He's a farmer. He probably typed 'good ploughing' into Google and got a result he wasn't expecting.

Or maybe not.

It's the 2022 equivalent of 'Ugandan discussions'. ( older readers will understand.)

Namechange? What namechange? I have no idea what you are on about. I just googled 'tractors' and ended up here.

According to another poster on here, he googled Massey Ferguson and accidentally ended up on the page of well endowed porn star Massive Fergus

@EufyProsser my DH said the same 😂

His wife has sent him a John Deere letter.

Brings a whole new meaning to May running through that field of wheat, doesn't it?

Genius! You win 👏👏👏

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Well, there is a lot of deep tread in them tyres, nudge nudge, wink wink. And tractors are made to pull big loads, ooh, err, missus, say no more, say no more. Surely everyone has landed on a girls only just in uniform page after browsing the John deere website?

🤣🤣 Winding DH up about what his software actually does in JCB tractors 🤣🤣

The Tractor Song by The Wurzels