Mangled sayings

[MontyMarsh]

Honestly no judgement as I'm sure I've done this myself in the past.

I just read one that really tickled me! Someone wrote:

"You can't take a horse to water, and it's their fault if they die of thirst!"

what ever floats your goat

There’s no point crying over fish in the sea

OMG I love that! I shall adopt it forthwith.

I heard "Curiosity ate the cat" recently!

The American way of saying I couldn't care less. Could care less.