Sprouts or chickpeas?

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My dd has just been asked this - she asked me, now I’m asking mn!

Would you rather have chickpeas for ears or sprouts for toes?

I went with chickpeas for ears as I felt sprouts might make wearing flip flops tricky.

chickpeas for ears personally. cutting edge.

I do think chickpeas might impinge on your ability to hear but I’m ok with that.

Sprouts for toes. You can easily hide your feet away. Ears, not so much.

But @XenoBitch you’d have to go up a shoe size to accommodate the sprouts.

Chickpeas for ears would make it impossible to wear glasses/sunglasses or wear earrings.
Sprouts for toes for me!

Hmm, good point @APurpleSquirrel. You could probably still wear stud earrings, glasses would be an issue though.