@Mumdiva99
Loved this!!! I assumed it was a woman writing till he told us otherwise.
Me too! Even when he told us women had offered him dates, I went to read back to find the bit when she'd told us she was a lesbian 😂😂😂. I can't figure out why I was so determined.
That was an absolute joy of a read. Thanks OP. He will get a something out of this - a writing opportunity or something. It sounds like he may need a boost in his life.