Please come round to my house and clean it up before I get home from work - the front door key is in the flower pot.
I was typing on facebook and knocked over a whole pint of slimfast chocolate shake, its down the back of my desk on the wall all over the computer cables it is everywhere.
I have to go to work or I'll be late, when I get back it will stink and be encrusted on.
I just don't think I can stand it!!!!
Why am I so bloody clumsy.......arghhhhh.