Can anyone identify this bug

[Imabouttoexplode]

Found it in the house. Pics are blurry cos phone wouldn't focus in properly.

Looks like a chunk of a dead woodlice.

It does. Half a dead woodlouse. They don’t do any harm.

It's fine, it's just a partial woodlouse.

Oh, OK, phew. Thank goodness. Was googling and imagining all sorts!