I've lost the hoover

[birdling]

Any suggestions for where it might be hiding?
It's a big upright one.

@Gearedtoyou

Would it be rude to ask when you last used it?

This is what I was thinking

It's ok!! My Ds found it 👍. It was hiding under my dh's work clothes, he'd hung them over the handle and they were blocking the entire upright section. There was a bag over the bottom part so completely hidden.
Thank you for all of your suggestions 😀

Camo hoover

@Gearedtoyou

Would it be rude to ask when you last used it?

Yes, mind your business

I thought this was going to be about one of those robot hoovers: I saw a thing on the Poke a while back where someone left his door open, the robot Hoover went out and was never seen again!

glad you found it OP.
We lost our sledgehammer once. Now how is that possible?

It's under the floordrobe

I should have RTFT but I was right!

@NCnotmyusualone

In a parallel universe with another ops missing ironing board

I believe it was lying flat on top of a wardrobe.

@GTAlogic

I thought this was going to be about one of those robot hoovers: I saw a thing on the Poke a while back where someone left his door open, the robot Hoover went out and was never seen again!

That proper made me laugh 😂

@GTAlogic That is hilarious!