The absolute height of Facebook tat!

[Almostmenopausal]

Wait for it......

The bottle of Aberystwyth sea air is still on eBay now if anyone wants to buy it!

WTF?!

Omg now it makes sense why someone on my fb was asking people for empty JD bottles

Someone once tried to sell a 'rare' Daffy's gin bottle - empty - on eBay for £60. I sent a photo of the pallet of full ones (RRP £34) I'd taken at the supermarket not long before.

Christmas stocking Santa snack stand thing anyone?

Or this old bit of fence stocking hanger??

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Anyone looking for a Christmas wreath made out of shower scrubby puff things? A bargain at only £23! Comes in a range of garish colours. Or if not, why not choose from a delightfully terrifying "fun" Christmas wreath the kids are sure to run from. Merry Christmas all!

@blackcoffeenosleep

Anyone looking for a Christmas wreath made out of shower scrubby puff things? A bargain at only £23! Comes in a range of garish colours. Or if not, why not choose from a delightfully terrifying "fun" Christmas wreath the kids are sure to run from. Merry Christmas all!

The snowman one in photo number 3 is truly terrifying

@blackcoffeenosleep

Anyone looking for a Christmas wreath made out of shower scrubby puff things? A bargain at only £23! Comes in a range of garish colours. Or if not, why not choose from a delightfully terrifying "fun" Christmas wreath the kids are sure to run from. Merry Christmas all!

Classic

But those shower scrubby puff things always remind me of Take a Break.

Someone woman wrote in to the Top Tips (or whatever they call it), saying she couldn't find a fascinator that matched her outfit.
So, she bought a shower scrubby puff thing, glued it to a headband and wore it to a wedding.

Apparently she had loads of compliments

Here you go, op. Beautiful handmade Halloween decorations. Only £2 each!

Oh we have similar tat.

"Unicorn baubles" where the poor wee unicorn has ears as big as its horn, and some weird tutu wreath explosion in the netting factory thing with an odd white creature in the centre.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4371086-Christmas-Facebook-tat

Here’s the thread where I first saw the ghost tampons

@LiquidGlee

Can I interest you in a homemade wedding gift for just £10?

Omg what fresh hell is this?

Omg these are awful!! I’m not on Facebook but would almost make and account just to see this stuff 😂😂

@LiquidGlee

Can I interest you in a homemade wedding gift for just £10?

😂😂😂

@StormyCornishSeas

Ghost Tampons with Goggly eyes

WTAF

😂😂😂😂😂

I typed "decorated" into Facebook Marketplace.

www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/415876116748512/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3A9ccad743-4702-4522-9bca-47a315c9ad69

How about this...

YouBoggleMyMind

Stunning Makeup organiser!

I think we can sue under the Trade Description Act

It looks like someone has glued plastic to a bread board and then smeared poop all over it.

When you wedding coconut simply isn't bling enough.

www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/584544432549882?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3A1c16d441-30ea-474e-b645-61a4d755aa38

@minou123

YouBoggleMyMind

Stunning Makeup organiser!

I think we can sue under the Trade Description Act

It looks like someone has glued plastic to a bread board and then smeared poop all over it.

See, that's what the description should say!

🤣🤣🤣 who buys this crap

Crap as in the JD bottles

This is a steam punk'd stiletto shoe. Just the one shoe.

www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/606547733827465/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3A1c16d441-30ea-474e-b645-61a4d755aa38