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I'm diagnosing the Mr Men

73 replies

Themilkmanschild · 31/10/2021 19:45

With mental health and substance misuse issues.
Don't tell me I'm inappropriate or childish please

Mr Strong - Steroid abuse
Mr Lazy - Stoner
Mr Chatterbox - Coke head
Mr Grumble - depression
Mr Bounce - Amphetamine abuse

OP posts:
Cuck00soup · 31/10/2021 20:48

Mr Uppity, Narcissist.

Mr Sneeze, cokehead.
See also Mr Snow and Mr Nosey.

Mr Happy, on glue.

LakesideView · 31/10/2021 20:50

Little Miss Giggles - own personal stash of gas and air

Polmuggle · 31/10/2021 20:57

@TwinklyBranch

Hmm
How on Earth is this worthy of a Hmm?!
longcoffeebreak · 31/10/2021 20:57

Mr Bounce has ADHD so does Mr Forgetful

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 31/10/2021 20:59

Little Miss Scatterbrain, Little Miss Late, Little Miss Chatterbox, Little Miss Trouble
all have ADHD

Little Miss Twin: bipolar disorder or multiple personality disorder

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 31/10/2021 21:01

Little Miss Curious - Sex addict

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 31/10/2021 21:08

Little Miss Sunshine - on anti-depressants

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 31/10/2021 21:08

Little Miss Scary - PMS

Icantbelieveitsnotnutter · 31/10/2021 21:15

Mr Nosey - inferiority complex.

MissCrowley · 31/10/2021 21:22

Mr Noisy- Extrovert
Mr Quiet- Introvert
Mr Daydream- Mushroom addict
Mr Small- inferior complex

MissCrowley · 31/10/2021 21:25

Little Miss Fickle- ADHD

Cuck00soup · 31/10/2021 21:26

Mr Small, not really fair but may benefit from viagra.

Mr Daydream, fantasist.

Mr forgetful. Not forgetful at all, Just utterly crap at the mental load & hopes a woman will do it.,

Mr Lazy. Just LTB. He's not going to change.

Mr Mean, run for the hills. What are you getting out of this relationship?

Mr Clever, Mansplainer.

helplesshopeless · 31/10/2021 21:27

Little miss naughty = oppositional defiant disorder 😆

MissCrowley · 31/10/2021 21:29

Little Miss Wise- feminist and bored of men's shit

ihatethecold · 31/10/2021 21:38

This is genius

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 31/10/2021 21:42

Mr Brave - hero complex

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 31/10/2021 21:42

Mr Cheerful - toxic positivity

kerokerokeroppi · 31/10/2021 21:44

Mr Worry has generalised anxiety disorder and probably ocd

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 31/10/2021 21:46

Little Miss Magic - con artist

Little Miss Lucky - gambling addict

Mr Perfect - psychopath

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 31/10/2021 21:50

Little Miss Whoops - alcoholic or has stress incontinence (or both)

Little Miss Shy - introvert, suffers from social anxiety

Little Miss Neat - control freak

Cuck00soup · 31/10/2021 21:54

@MissCrowley

Little Miss Wise- feminist and bored of men's shit

Yup.

MissCrowley · 31/10/2021 21:55

@kerokerokeroppi... Mr Worry is me plus ADHD and Autism Grin

Alfiemoon1 · 31/10/2021 21:56

I remember when I did psychology a level we diagnosed loads of Disney characters. Marlin from nemo anxiety belle and repunzal Stockholm syndrome tigger adhd Winnie the Pooh eating disorder evil queen narcissist Cinderella dependency personality disorder

Bibblebabblebaby1419 · 31/10/2021 21:56

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bibblebabblebaby1419 · 31/10/2021 22:02

Little miss shy....hiding secrets and keeping quiet.
Mr cool.... born in the suburbs but identifies as born in the bronx using different dialect (identity issues)
Mr Brave... suffers with nassacismn and thinks he can bully anyone. Although many of his ex partners fathers have made him sh*t his pants 👖 💩