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[secur]

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It's very beautiful and very tasteful and it's mine, I'm telling you ...

And I'm in it hiding my assets behind nothing more than a tea-pot while two lovely naked men play cricket (don't ask where the ball is, for heaven's sake).

Which considering the size of my assets is no mean feat ...

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SHRIEK!!!

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On sale via the Theatre (or me!), £6.50 each, all in a good cause (but you'll never get past Mr January because his bottom is lervly ...

The young man with the cricket bat's rather scrummy too ...

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My keyboard is drenched and I can't keep my tongue from hanging out ... I think I'd better put it away again until January ...

No, I think I'll leave him there

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No, no, I'm managing fine thanks ...

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You are casting nasturtians again, secur.

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Just as well they're nasturtians then.

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With teeth like that , you'll make short work of those nasturtians. Fancy a few nice teasels to go with them - really give you something to chew on?

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I'm off again in a bit - there's some thistles and some berberis in the corner if you get hungry. See you later ...

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Nunderwear, just right for you secur