Walkers Crisps WTF

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So I bought what I thought was Roast Chicken.

Turns out they are Chicken Tikka Masala

They don't taste like Chicken

They don't taste like curry

At a push its Poppadoms and Dip

Is there a Crisps Complaints Commission?!

Crisps are an expensive way of buying potato.
They leave bits stuck in the crevasses of your teeth.
Blind tasting flavours (we do this with our Guides & Brownies fromtime to time as a game) proves that nobody can tell the supposed flavour correctly without seeing the colour of the packet
Pointless.