12 month breastfeeding present?

[dadad2020]

Hi
My partner has mentioned golden boobs as an award for her breastfeeding our son solidly for 12 months.
Can anyone suggest a good present to mark the occasion? Thanks

@NoNobramma

Or is breast tissue the only gland that we link to a value judgement?

@StoneColdBitch how is it a value judgement to celebrate a year of breastfeeding? It means that one individual has made a great deal of sacrifice over 365 days which is no mean feat. We celebrate anniversaries which should be seen as something easy surely- being married to someone you love?
You sound quite bitter. Were you bottlefed?

I just find the whole concept bizarre. I’ve seen some mothers break it down into very fine gradients - see the attached picture I found online. We don't celebrate other parenting milestones like this. I did breastfeed my children, though not for a year. I'm not bitter about the lack of a golden boobie award though

Ooh! I’m a superstar breast feeder! To be honest, mine is just down to laziness.

I’m going to ask DH for a T-shirt
“I breastfed my son for 13 months and I got were these lousy boobs and t-shirt”

@BettyCarver

I think you should get the street to do a weekly doorstep clap for as long as she keeps breast feeding. Maybe topless in solidarity.

@BettyCarver my tits could probably do the clapping at this stage to be fair...

If your baby had been formula fed instead, you might have spent around £1000 on formula / bottles / teats / sterilising equipment etc. (disclaimer - this will vary quite a bit depending on how hungry your baby is or what products you use).

So perhaps use that as an idea of how much you should spend on the Golden Boobs?

@Happycat1212

Well no one told me, what do I get for breastfeeding for 10 years with no gap (different children before anyone says anything 😂)

Glad you clarified that, was having flashbacks to Game of Thrones and Robin of the Vale! 😂