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Original poster

Let's write a story. 3 words each

1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
SunnyBobstar · 08/05/2021 16:49

An almighty stench

DobbyTheHouseElk · 08/05/2021 16:51

Filled the air

Pansypotter123 · 08/05/2021 16:51

hovered all around

20viona · 08/05/2021 16:51

Left the rear

DobbyTheHouseElk · 08/05/2021 16:56

Of a massive

LoveFall · 08/05/2021 17:04

warthog who was

ErrolTheDragon · 08/05/2021 17:06

Escaping from a zoo.

picklemewalnuts · 08/05/2021 17:07

That's the end!

Pansypotter123 · 08/05/2021 17:07

"Help! Help!" Screamed

DontGoIntoTheLongGrass · 08/05/2021 17:10

The curly penis

Pansypotter123 · 08/05/2021 17:17

as the warthog

DobbyTheHouseElk · 08/05/2021 17:39

Headed towards the

WlderRosie · 08/05/2021 17:44

Four scared sheep

fluffygreenmonsterhoody · 08/05/2021 17:46

Meanwhile, the giraffes

Quinque · 08/05/2021 17:50

blushed with embarrassment

Onceuponatime1818 · 08/05/2021 17:50

As they were

BokehBabe · 08/05/2021 17:54

Reading mumsnet online

iklboo · 08/05/2021 17:58

While making breakfast

Cheesecake53 · 08/05/2021 17:59

The coffee spilled

LoveFall · 08/05/2021 18:01

Onto the carpet

DobbyTheHouseElk · 08/05/2021 18:09

on the cushion

Wriggleout · 08/05/2021 18:13

That was on

Hettylala · 08/05/2021 18:13

and soaked through

MrsFin · 08/05/2021 18:24

Onto the floor

Aprilwasverywet · 08/05/2021 18:24

Dh's cycling shorts...

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