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Let's write a story. 3 words each

1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
iklboo · 14/05/2021 20:50

With a kazoo

Camandmitch · 14/05/2021 20:59

By Theresa May

mumwon · 14/05/2021 21:02

who laughed delightedly

Ellmau · 14/05/2021 21:13

as she watched

Triphazards · 14/05/2021 21:37

A knob of

Aprilwasverywet · 14/05/2021 21:38

Proper Lurpak butter..

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/05/2021 21:42

Oozed between her

Aprilwasverywet · 14/05/2021 22:06

Ruby red lips..

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/05/2021 22:16

Over her acerbic

StillCoughingandLaughing · 14/05/2021 23:00

Dwarf sex bitch

MMM2 · 14/05/2021 23:03

Outfit, very naughty.

mumwon · 14/05/2021 23:45

but she preferred

StillCoughingandLaughing · 14/05/2021 23:55

A hot chocolate

sweetypop · 15/05/2021 00:04

With Dominic cummings

Houseofvelour · 15/05/2021 00:17

In her candlelit

Maggiesfarm · 15/05/2021 00:53

boudoir, window open

MMM2 · 15/05/2021 07:30

Let's bullshit out

Triphazards · 15/05/2021 08:55

off the window

Triphazards · 15/05/2021 08:57

"Of!"

Fucking autocorrect!

Ponchek2 · 15/05/2021 08:57

and parachute to

SallyCinnabon · 15/05/2021 08:58

Guatemala. I’ve heard

Triphazards · 15/05/2021 09:03

You hate puppies.

Clawdy · 15/05/2021 09:12

But love pigs

MyOctopusFeature · 15/05/2021 09:13

roasted on an

StillCoughingandLaughing · 15/05/2021 09:24

Open fire by

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