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Let's write a story. 3 words each

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Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
NoSquirrels · 10/05/2021 07:55

Cummings, could you

Sawyersfishbiscuits · 10/05/2021 08:07

whip up a

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 10/05/2021 08:16

Ve-gan sausage roll

Surferofwaves · 10/05/2021 08:19

for me sweetie?

Pansypotter123 · 10/05/2021 08:33

After my eye-test

StillCoughingandLaughing · 10/05/2021 08:54

‘Not a chance!’

mumwon · 10/05/2021 08:59

practice car drive

NoSquirrels · 10/05/2021 09:18

for me, Boris.”

TTCat39 · 10/05/2021 09:31

Kids, get in

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 09:33

we are going

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 09:35

To Jurassic World..

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 09:37

but, the dinosaurs

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 09:39

Were fast asleep.

Quinque · 10/05/2021 09:48

Bored and confused

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 09:59

until Boris arrived

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 10:00

They ate him...

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 10:04

Yuck said the

NoSquirrels · 10/05/2021 10:07

T-Rex. “Disgusting, slimy

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 10:12

immediately vomited over

TTCat39 · 10/05/2021 10:15

the fence onto

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 10:16

Dominic Cummings who

Quinque · 10/05/2021 10:30

wiped his specs

StillCoughingandLaughing · 10/05/2021 10:32

then ran screaming

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 10:49

Into some woods...

WowIlikereallyhateyou · 10/05/2021 10:53

You would never

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