Ha! I just did. Apparently my name is "a bit country bumpkin", "twee and ditsy", "I don't know why anyone would consider it for their daughter?", "It makes me think of a slightly ditzy, other-enthusiastic, tall woman", "not very feminine", "it has a kind of 50s kitsch chic, if that is a thing", "it just sounds childish". "old fashioned and frumpy", "reminds me of Karen".
That's me properly told now!